After inventing the internet, I keep it up-to-date with clever sites and make cool animations involving penguins. I upload, I download, I sometimes overload.
Most likely to say:
'It won't work, I can't do it. oh my god, I'M A GENIUS'
Least likely to say:
'Ooo no, I couldn't possibly eat any more quiche'
Favourite word:
Hurdy-gurdy
Tipple of choice:
Gin and Cranberry
Best biscuit:
Wagon Wheels
Most feared veg:
Broad Beans
Chat-up line:
'I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!'
Claim to fame:
I've met Paul Daniels (and Debbie McGee!!)
Meaning of Life:
To live, to love and to eat yourself silly (...on quiche!)